I'm not sure what to say about this story
of two slime-mold cells caught in flagrante:
This was no one-night stand. Scientists in India say they have discovered two fossils fused together in sexual union for 65 million years. The findings were published in the October edition of the Indian journal Current Science, which said it was the first time that sexual copulation had been discovered in a fossil state, according to the Press Trust of India news agency.
It does open the door for an X-rated version of Hemo the Magnificent
, doesn't it? That was no fungus myxomycete--that was my wife!
Okay, I'll stop now.